E-Mail a.k.a. THE HUNT FOR MR. BANANA

So, as you know, Mr. Banana is missing.

When I was blindfolded, or should I say, bra-folded, Mr. Banana hopped into the intergalactic donut-launching-bra and L.A.U.N.C.H.E.D. himself to WHO KNOWS WHERE... and now I have NO IDEA where he is. As a matter of fact, neither does he.

He has been e mailing me pictures and notes. He's hoping I'll be able to tell him where he is so he can get back home, and he's hoping to find me the perfect late birthday present while he's away.

Sometimes, when he sends the pictures, I'm not sure if they are possible gifts, or if they are clues as to where he is. If he does know where he is, he isn't saying. I don't think he wants to come home yet. I kind of AM mad at him (wait, he might read this) I'm NOT MAD AT HIM AT ALL and NO PUNISHMENT IS WAITING FOR HIM .... for you know getting in the bra while I shot him to who knows where.


Here are the pictures he sent me.

Party hat. He DID say he was on a hunt for the perfect party... this must be for the party ... not a clue to where he is ... because I sure don't have any idea where he saw this at.

The message he sent with this picture:
"Birdy. Kitty like birdy. Right? I saw kitty eat birdy. Not pretty picture. Bad kitty. Oh look! Another kitty!"

Yes .... Mr. Banana is a BIG fan of the kitties.

Gimme. I like this and hope he bought it for me. ^^

"Kitty like strings."

"Someone stepped on kitty with these. And almost stepped on me! O.o"

"They pretty ... but they still kitty-tail squashers. O.o"

"These are shoes? Looked like feet. Kitty and me taked them on..... It not really work. They still ran at us. So we run screaming "LIVING DEAD! RUN KITTY RUN!"

oh wow Mr. Banana you have GOT to be kidding me! Did you REALLY take on shoes!? ><

Mr. Banana, Kitty and I seem to all think that they are freaky and don't want them near us. heh heh

Is Mr. Banana in a bakery?

"uuhhh ... Hannah? Is this potty box for kitty? Kitty gotta go potty. Kitty got no potty box. We use?"

Wait a second.... that looks German.... T.T MR. BANANA!?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU SENDING GERMAN THINGS!? AND QUIT CHARGING MY CREDIT CARD!!!

"S'birdy bait? We use get birdy? Feed kitty, yeah?"

No, you twit! That is human food. Think straight. Oh. Wait. Just try thinking.

"You kill my cousin. Traitor."

"Kitty! Join me on head! First one to top get's first birdy!" *gets to the top* "Now say Ahhhhh real big" *cough* "bug" *cough* *hack* *falls off* "AHHHH" O.O

My dear stupid friend. Why are you going on a giraffe's head to eat a birdy? Feel free to bring me a giraffe. Serves you right that you ate a bug.

"Run for hill, kitty! Horsie come trample!" *stomp stomp stomp* "Aghhhhhh!"

Nice Morgan! Real beauty!

"This one gangly. We eat? Please? We hungry. He look good."

O.o *Reaches through computer* *Grabs banana* You stupid little ... I'm not going to say anymore.

oh boy Mr. Banana is getting desperate..... where is that Banana?!

Now he's sending me pictures of MEN?!? For my birthday present? (note to all: I have NO idea who these guys are! lol just having fun)

"Hannah? You tire of Gavin? This guy nice. He have kitty."

S'cuse me? Do you want to LIVE any longer? I am taken and THRILLED to be with Gavin.

"He looking at me funny. He hungry? No pick him."

You don't even cut it bub.

"Me think he lost his clothes. He need good home? He come to our home? You nice girl. He look like nice boy. What you think?"

Alright. He can be my big brother. I'll bug him to death. And then, I'll let him eat YOU Mr. Banana. How DARE you send me guys?!!

Have a good day gents

Anyone care to help me find that Banana so I can love him, and hold him, kiss him... *thinks the whole time* kill him, eat him, bite him, squeeze him, grrrrrrrrr he'll pay for this.