wow

Just hoping on... like anyone cares lol Eh oh well... Kinda feel like that girl up there at peace when I'm in Gavin's arms. Lets see it's almost 1 and I work at 4 been staying out of trouble. Happy to be alive... after all I did kind of tell Gavin my life isn't something to fret over.... I believe that was the first time I saw him scary lol He wasn't happy at all with me. =/ could have thought it was the end of the world... it's pushing a 100 at the moment here in the house at Dad's and I don't think anyone will read this... only mom.... lol Well either way. Just blogging... kind of losing hope on Frank Banana....

Let's see.... anything else good happen lately... Gavin's brother Matt Graduated last night proud of him for that lol He will be going to Cal Polly lol I don't think he has a job though We all kind of hit him on the back of the head for that... saying he was a ding dong... (well I said that everyone else kind of called him other words. ><>

Oh wow I'm typing to much... this is kind of turning into a journal... I need to stop now lol

BYE BYE! ^^

Hannah A.k.a Squeakers

Well

Well I don't really know what to say... Frank Banana is still gone and this is a post to just show that I DO post ><>
I don't know who this guy is but he is cool ^^

He has a cool tat on his neck lol and... I just noticed bloody feathers on him.... well then.... I don't know what to say. lol

E-Mail a.k.a. THE HUNT FOR MR. BANANA

So, as you know, Mr. Banana is missing.

When I was blindfolded, or should I say, bra-folded, Mr. Banana hopped into the intergalactic donut-launching-bra and L.A.U.N.C.H.E.D. himself to WHO KNOWS WHERE... and now I have NO IDEA where he is. As a matter of fact, neither does he.

He has been e mailing me pictures and notes. He's hoping I'll be able to tell him where he is so he can get back home, and he's hoping to find me the perfect late birthday present while he's away.

Sometimes, when he sends the pictures, I'm not sure if they are possible gifts, or if they are clues as to where he is. If he does know where he is, he isn't saying. I don't think he wants to come home yet. I kind of AM mad at him (wait, he might read this) I'm NOT MAD AT HIM AT ALL and NO PUNISHMENT IS WAITING FOR HIM .... for you know getting in the bra while I shot him to who knows where.


Here are the pictures he sent me.

Party hat. He DID say he was on a hunt for the perfect party... this must be for the party ... not a clue to where he is ... because I sure don't have any idea where he saw this at.

The message he sent with this picture:
"Birdy. Kitty like birdy. Right? I saw kitty eat birdy. Not pretty picture. Bad kitty. Oh look! Another kitty!"

Yes .... Mr. Banana is a BIG fan of the kitties.

Gimme. I like this and hope he bought it for me. ^^

"Kitty like strings."

"Someone stepped on kitty with these. And almost stepped on me! O.o"

"They pretty ... but they still kitty-tail squashers. O.o"

"These are shoes? Looked like feet. Kitty and me taked them on..... It not really work. They still ran at us. So we run screaming "LIVING DEAD! RUN KITTY RUN!"

oh wow Mr. Banana you have GOT to be kidding me! Did you REALLY take on shoes!? ><

Mr. Banana, Kitty and I seem to all think that they are freaky and don't want them near us. heh heh

Is Mr. Banana in a bakery?

"uuhhh ... Hannah? Is this potty box for kitty? Kitty gotta go potty. Kitty got no potty box. We use?"

Wait a second.... that looks German.... T.T MR. BANANA!?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU!? AND WHY ARE YOU SENDING GERMAN THINGS!? AND QUIT CHARGING MY CREDIT CARD!!!

"S'birdy bait? We use get birdy? Feed kitty, yeah?"

No, you twit! That is human food. Think straight. Oh. Wait. Just try thinking.

"You kill my cousin. Traitor."

"Kitty! Join me on head! First one to top get's first birdy!" *gets to the top* "Now say Ahhhhh real big" *cough* "bug" *cough* *hack* *falls off* "AHHHH" O.O

My dear stupid friend. Why are you going on a giraffe's head to eat a birdy? Feel free to bring me a giraffe. Serves you right that you ate a bug.

"Run for hill, kitty! Horsie come trample!" *stomp stomp stomp* "Aghhhhhh!"

Nice Morgan! Real beauty!

"This one gangly. We eat? Please? We hungry. He look good."

O.o *Reaches through computer* *Grabs banana* You stupid little ... I'm not going to say anymore.

oh boy Mr. Banana is getting desperate..... where is that Banana?!

Now he's sending me pictures of MEN?!? For my birthday present? (note to all: I have NO idea who these guys are! lol just having fun)

"Hannah? You tire of Gavin? This guy nice. He have kitty."

S'cuse me? Do you want to LIVE any longer? I am taken and THRILLED to be with Gavin.

"He looking at me funny. He hungry? No pick him."

You don't even cut it bub.

"Me think he lost his clothes. He need good home? He come to our home? You nice girl. He look like nice boy. What you think?"

Alright. He can be my big brother. I'll bug him to death. And then, I'll let him eat YOU Mr. Banana. How DARE you send me guys?!!

Have a good day gents

Anyone care to help me find that Banana so I can love him, and hold him, kiss him... *thinks the whole time* kill him, eat him, bite him, squeeze him, grrrrrrrrr he'll pay for this.

Things that chomp on .... things.

I eat earth nymphs.

I ATE earth nymph.

Ummmm.

What kind of nymph are you?

If you tasty, you call me.

OMG! SO ME! ><

What type of Fae are you?


I couldn't help but have some fun with this... And.... yet I just saw that Mr. Banana was on my name! O.o AHHHH WHERE IS HE!?

Psssssst PSSSSSSST!

*whispers this to you all* It's Mr. Banana Squeaker's buddy on here, yeah i know she thinks I'm missing but I have to be quite so the dogs don't eat me.... yeah that red one don't look to happy I want my kitty.... where is Kitty?! I want to go find Squeaker's a perfect birthday so with out her knowing that I did this she wont be happy...

Yes... I had to tape my mouth shut so I wouldn't call for Kitty to come with me *tears* I MISS KITTY SO! I haven't seen many Kitties as cute as MY Kitty back home. Yes Squeakers shot me in one direction and I went on my hunt. She has no idea that I was in there... So I have a problem... *sniff* I don't know where I am... I have a map. I'll show you it now.
All of those lines are where I could be.... HELP! There are big doggies around me and one it TOUCHING ME! *runs off*

P.S,
I'm watching you Mrs. Wendster.... how dare you call me dumb! OH LOOK ANOTHER KITTY! Comer here KITTY! OH YES Your picture will be great for this. Come here OUCH! *tears* he hurt me!

Google you name I dare all that go onto my name that is! lol

RULES:Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A: Hannah needs a boyfriend
(funny I thought I had one lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

A: Hannah looks like a train wreck
(well I'm glad to hear that I look pretty *glare*)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

A: Hannah says she was almost kidnapped and sold into prostitution 30 years ago.
(strange I'm not 30 lol or older than 30... I'm younger)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

A: Hannah wants to save the world
(HOW'D THEY KNOW!?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

A: Hannah Does The Macarena
(Wow I'm talented I guess lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

A: Hannah Hates Jake

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

A: Hannah asks Raven to make her a dress and goes to look at London's. However, when Hannah goes to look at the dress her ring gets caught in it and it tears
(hmmm kind of sounds like me ><)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.

A: Hannah Goes Down the Stairs
(fancy that I won't hurt myself this time ><)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

A: Hannah likes Lemons
(NO I DON'T! lol lemon aid yes. Lemons NO! EW lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

A: Hannah eats grass really
(Wow Google is weird! lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

A: Hannah wears a hat
(I do?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

A:Hannah was arrested for criminal attempt-sexual assault of a child and online solicitation of a
minor.

(Oh my)

Missing

Ok take pity on the Hannah!...........................

please heh heh I know I haven't gotten on in a while but don't worry, I've been on the hunt for Mr. Banana. Or as Speedy called him Banana man which in all truths it funny since the first thing that clicked to me when I read that was Bananas in pajamas lol *sigh* how much fun it is to be young. ^^

Either way Banana Buddy is gone. No I didn't eat him. yes missing heh heh I have been looking for him for a while and have had no luck. Spike will be helping me search tomorrow for that Banana hoping that the Raccoons haven't gotten to him yet.

Good night for now,
the hunt begins tomorrow.